Hey, slugs! FREE BEER!

Calling all slugs!  Yes, you!  The ones who love to chomp the heck out of my roses!

Come by tonight for some free Budweiser!  It’ll be in several conveniently-placed shallow containers near the rosebushes.  Stop by for a drink, or two, or three, before dinner.  It’s free to the public, so tell your friends … all of your friends ….

And don’t thank us; it’s our pleasure to offer this liquid refreshment to you gratis.  We hope you enjoy the keg party.  Feel free to drink until you drop.

Literally.

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