Calling all slugs! Yes, you! The ones who love to chomp the heck out of my roses!
Come by tonight for some free Budweiser! It’ll be in several conveniently-placed shallow containers near the rosebushes. Stop by for a drink, or two, or three, before dinner. It’s free to the public, so tell your friends … all of your friends ….
And don’t thank us; it’s our pleasure to offer this liquid refreshment to you gratis. We hope you enjoy the keg party. Feel free to drink until you drop.